For realz?

For realz?

Do you like how we put a z at the end of real? That’s ’cause it’s cute.

#AbFab

#Edina&Patsy

#ChampagneForLulu

#I’vegotarms!

#Goodbyefadingobscurity,Hello!magazine

#Isitabee?

#It’samixerPatsy,wehaveitwithwhisky

#gay

#gays

#gayboy

#homo

#nofilter

#gym

#followmegay

#gaypics

#muscle

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#gaypost

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#top

#bottom

#lgbtymcamdmacunt

#BBChems,babes

#isthistheCarClampClub?

And c) and d).

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This spoof kecks ad with David Beckham and James Corden is really, really shit. But we at least get some decent VPL from David.

Highly un-hilarious, right?

But here’s David Beckham’s penis, in glorious techni-close-up.

David Beckham's penis This spoof kecks ad with David Beckham and James Corden is really, really shit. But we at least get some decent VPL from David.
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Selfie du jour

 
 

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And in today’s breaking swimwear news…

 

Who’s going to tell him they’re on back to front?

And that concludes today’s breaking swimwear news… 

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And in today’s sports news…

 

Cycling.

And that completes today’s sports news…

 

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No fucking idea, but we appreciate the diaphanous pants.

No fucking idea, but we appreciate the diaphanous pants.

Maybe it’s one of those Clothed Female Naked Male scenarios, popular on the interdollies, or maybe it’s just someone in jeans that are palpably for a much thinner woman following a cute man with lovely Lindas along a beach.

Will we ever know?*

*Hate to break the fantasy, but it’s some chumps off-of TOWIE, which no-one’s really watched since 1973.

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Anything Zayn Malick and/or Jeremy Clarkson related:

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And in today’s sports news…

And in today's sports news...

Castleford Tigers, in Speedos. Three from the front, two from behind.

And that concludes today’s sports news.

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