We can’t remember whether we mentioned this before and can’t be arsed finding out whether we did as we’re too busy with both our hands, but it’s been announced today that lovely old gay old Ben Whishaw will – which is in the affirmative – play Freddie Mercury in the biopic of his life.
Press Gang’s glittering Dexter Fletcher will – also in the affirmative – direct, and he did a freakin’ good job with Sunshine on Leith so, you know, yey.
Peter Morgan, who wrote the script for The Queen, has written the *checks notes* script. So, you know, yey.
We’d say something else right now only, you know, both hands…