Some things we learned about gays from the most recent edish of Naked Attraction…

Smells like gay spirit
  1. Gays can sniff each other out: apparently the pheromones that are released from the gay man’s armpit area are different from those released from the straight man’s armpit area and gays can tell the difference…!
  2. It’s not particularly gay but kissing stimulates the same area of the brain as heroin. And is so much cheaper!
  3. Gays have penises which are on average a third larger than the average straight-boy penis. So there!

PS Did anyone else find her constant groping of the very attractive gay man doing the choose¬†inappropriate? Would it be OK for a man to stand there pinching a lesbian’s nipples? We think not, milord.

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A weekend sporting boxset

Eenie, meenie, minee, mo! tumblr_occpdhDTlG1qelnfpo1_500

Take your pick. We’ll have France, third from left…

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And in today’s sports news…

Sweaty betty!

Wrestling.

And that concludes today’s sports news.

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A lesson in paparazzi management from the House of Kardashian

So demure!

Rule 1: Place what you want them to photograph near what they’re photographing anyway. Just as when you need to teach your cheating husband a lesson by going out without your wedding ring, you place your left hand at face-level at all times, whether you’re removing a strand of weave demurely from your mouth or maybe daintily chasing a crumb across the sticky swamp of lip-gloss into your mouth.

In this case, one of the Kardashians whom we chose not to learn the name of has placed a floral teddy bear next to her baps. Kate McCann could have learned a thing or two with that pink bunny.

Oh and can we just say ‘mouth’ and ‘eyebrows’?

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Selfie du jour

Lovely Lindas
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Nasty, put some clothes on, I told ya. Don’t walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya.

Oof!

You’re a nasty (nasty), trashy (trashy), sleazy (sleazy), classless (nasty)…

KK embodies an old Destiny’s Child song while heaving that junk around some poor unsuspecting tennis court somewhere in the world.

Oh, and cornrows on a blonde girl! Always so nasty, trashy, sleazy, classless…

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Babes, just warming up for a day at the Men’s Pond*…

*It’s a pond, for men. Well, more a freshwater swimming lake fed by the headwater springs of the River Fleet located on Hampstead Heath in North London and frequented predominantly by gay men. Some of whom may have partaken of champagne and a Sherbet Dip Dab.

 

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Let’s watch Tina Turner and Cher have a leg-off! Yes, even in this heat!

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