Meghan Trainor – not a shoe! – shocked and embarrassed and c) and d) that she’s been photoshopped in her new video. And we’re an ovum.


Meghan Trainor - not a shoe! - shocked and embarrassed and c) and d) that she's been photoshopped on her new video. And we're an ovum.

Because record companies are in the habit of releasing their biggest stars’ – even the fat ones! – videos without letting them see ‘em first…

‘Hey guys, I took down the Me Too video because they photoshopped the crap out of me. And I’m so sick of it and I’m over it, so I took it down until they fix it,’ she said on one of the socials, while nibbling a humble salad.

It’s such a controversy it even made the BBC 6 O’Clock News. Only the last item, mind. Must try harder.

ps. We barely tolerate being addressed as ‘Hey guys’ by the designer-imposter Jane Fonda taking our Beach Body Ready TRX Bunny Boot Cross Car Camp class, let alone by some bird on the Interwhines who’s been dressed by Angels on Shaftesbury Avenue.

pps. Oh but here’s the video, in case you made it this far. Not sure whether it’s the before and/or after version, but what we do know is that she sounds like a histrionic hair dryer.

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*pats hair*

*pats hair*
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Who wants to see the new music video by Zeedan from Coronation Street/Zayn from One Direction?

Zee

Here he is in acting mode. And here in singing… And they say the past is another country. Not where the director of this video is concerned. It’s very much a place called home.

 

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Selfie du jour… Yes, it’s back!


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In which gay club did you learn these moves, Tom Hiddleston?

Something about cock.

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Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie looks like the most enjoyable shit you are ever likely to see.

It’s already our film of the year. The decade. The millennium, if it wasn’t for Clueless.

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A few words with Victoria Wood – never Woods – about gays, sipping from the furry cup and getting poked. Or not getting poked.

Say it ain't so!

It was around the time of Acorn Antiques: The Musical and everyone said Victoria Wood was a right grump to interview. We found her to be anything but…

You’re so popular with the gays but you’ve never done a gay character have you?
No, I don’t think I have. It’s never occurred to me. In Acorn Antiques, Mr Clifford’s sexuality is a little bit in question. I think it’s hard to do without going into John Inman territory, really. You either wouldn’t know they were gay or you lapse into clichés. I wouldn’t shy away from it.

You never had anything but rave reviews…
This didn’t get rave reviews. I got hammered. It had very bad reviews. But I didn’t read them and I’m not going to read them. I think it was my turn for a kicking. But you have to go with it, ‘cause it’s a very silly night. It’s not Hamlet. It’s a good fun night and if you can’t go with it, well, that’s fine. They can say what they like. People are queuing up for tickets.

What celebs came to the glamorous opening of that musical?
Graham Norton and Stephen Fry, The League of Gentlemen, Ian McKellen…

You’ve only mentioned gay men so far.
OK, Judi Dench, Dora Bryan, Cilla Black, I don’t know if she counts as a gay man. Joan Armatrading. It was a star-studded first night. Continue reading “A few words with Victoria Wood – never Woods – about gays, sipping from the furry cup and getting poked. Or not getting poked.”

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And now Victoria Wood… :-(

Seriously, what sort of cunt takes Victoria Wood and leaves Michael McIntyre?

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