And in today’s breaking ‘builder with a bulge’ news…

There's something about a tool belt
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Yes, we hate Amazon with a vengeance for their tax-avoiding ways but if we can get to see the whole season of Transparent for free, then so be it!

Not sure about that lip colour

If you’ve not seen Transparent, then you should. One of those very clever American series but better. Basically the story of an elderly man who is fed up with living a lie and who decides to express his female identity and never mind what his grown up kids say. We’ve seen some of what was given the Golden Globe for Best TV Comedy and we’ve interviewed the equally Golden Globe-winning star Jeffrey Tambor, who we found to be charming and delightful and we would wholly recommend it. Especially seeing as it’s free, gratis and for nothing.

What you do is, you go to amazon.co.uk/Transparent – we’ve even linked it up for you and everything – and take it from there.

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Selfie du jour speciale cuir

Gloves!
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Selfie du jour


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We interrupt this programme to… oh, there’s bugger all on. We interrupt bugger all to bring you Calum Best’s penis, semi- and/or hard.

We interrupt this program to... oh, there's bugger all on. We interrupt bugger all to bring you Calum Best's penis, semi-and-or-hard.

Penis or no penis, those tattoos are fucking ridiculous.

 

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What is the difference between the real housewives of Cheshire and common street prostitutes?


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There is no difference between The Real Housewives of Cheshire and common street prostitutes. It was a trick question.

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Peek-a-boo penis.

Peek-a-boo penis.

This, ladies and germs of the press, is a picture hot off the Twitters taken at the Rick Owens show at London’s glittering Paris Fashion Week.

Nice penis, shame about the clothes.

Oh yeah, this chap took the picture… @ChrisSengthong.¬†Sharing is caring, people.

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And in today’s sports news…

John Terry and, oh, someone else

John Terry, bumming, elaborately. Possibly.

And that concludes today’s sports news.

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