Do these people go to Cunt School? Is it like the BRIT School, only for people whose egos outstrip their mediocrity to such a degree that they make Paddy ‘No likey, no lighty!’ McGuinness look like W. H. Auden (the anxious years!)?
And seriously, #hun, we’re sure that 1912 was scribbled on that *shudders* leg in a moment of #crazy with Rita Ora or some other fame whorey moron in a glittering London hotel room from 11.33 till 11.37pm, right before Rita was whisked off to flog the shit out of a car or a Toblerone or something, but do keep it to yourself.
ps. We’re pretty sure that’s not what Burberry had in mind with that jacket, ‘Grimmers’.