And in today’s sports news…

 
 

Running. And then stopping running.

 
 
And that concludes today’s sports news…

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Joe Jonas! What are you doing to Adam Levine off-of Maroon 5?

Eat it!
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Selfie du jour

No VPL :0(
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Yes, he’s cute, he’s the favourite to win Eurovish but Mans is also the only living Swedish homophobe

You still would. Just to punish him.

This is Mans. There’s some sort of Swedish accent on that word but we’ll be buggered if we can find it on this keyboard. Failing that, we’ll just be buggered. Which Mans most certainly wouldn’t approve of. And here is for why…

His song ‘Heroes’, which always gets us to singing ‘This is the rhythm of the night…’ for some reason, is red hot favourite to win Eurovish this evening. But what many don’t know is that Mans has spent the last few years living down a homophobic outburst he had on Swedish TV.

It was on a show that sounds a little like Saturday Morning Kitchen only with lots more herring recipes that Mr. Mans came up with the zinger that it ‘isn’t equally natural for men to want to sleep with one another’. Unless he meant they would get no sleep because they would be endlessly bumming, we find that sort of thing unacceptable. The homophobia, not the bumming, which we most certainly WILL have in the house.

Not content to leave it there, he went on to refer to homosexuality as a ‘avvikelse’, which, according to our Swedish office translates roughly to an ‘abomination’ and said that he didn’t think that gays should be allowed to bring up children.

Luckily, gays are allowed to vote in Eurovision, even if Mans has since backpedalled saying, ‘I believe and hope that the vast majority know that I respect differences and all forms of love.’ Even when it’s a total avvikelse.

In other news, his eyes are weirdly far apart.

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Let’s peruse a picture of a famous man with VPL of whom we have never heard

Oh honey!

Trevor Donovan off of Texas Rising. Apparently.

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Oh, Amy

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It’s that Neville off-of Harry Potter.

It's that Neville off-of Harry Potter.

*sips a slimming tea*

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Robbie Williams with a sock on his cock. He’s borderline out of control, that one.


Robbie Williams with a sock on his cock. He's borderline out of control, that one.

We’re not sure where he is, but the lightning’s way harsh, those seats will totally stick to your thighs, the vases look like Glade Plug-Ins, that chest of drawers is direct from the Contemporary section of British Home Stores, the pouffe wouldn’t even get you a Citizens Guild in design, there’s a version of that painting with a glitter patina, and c) and d).

In conclusion, it’s either Kelly Hoppen’s living room or an emporium for tanning.

 

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