Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie looks like the most enjoyable shit you are ever likely to see.

It’s already our film of the year. The decade. The millennium, if it wasn’t for Clueless.

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A few words with Victoria Wood – never Woods – about gays, sipping from the furry cup and getting poked. Or not getting poked.

Say it ain't so!

It was around the time of Acorn Antiques: The Musical and everyone said Victoria Wood was a right grump to interview. We found her to be anything but…

You’re so popular with the gays but you’ve never done a gay character have you?
No, I don’t think I have. It’s never occurred to me. In Acorn Antiques, Mr Clifford’s sexuality is a little bit in question. I think it’s hard to do without going into John Inman territory, really. You either wouldn’t know they were gay or you lapse into clichés. I wouldn’t shy away from it.

You never had anything but rave reviews…
This didn’t get rave reviews. I got hammered. It had very bad reviews. But I didn’t read them and I’m not going to read them. I think it was my turn for a kicking. But you have to go with it, ‘cause it’s a very silly night. It’s not Hamlet. It’s a good fun night and if you can’t go with it, well, that’s fine. They can say what they like. People are queuing up for tickets.

What celebs came to the glamorous opening of that musical?
Graham Norton and Stephen Fry, The League of Gentlemen, Ian McKellen…

You’ve only mentioned gay men so far.
OK, Judi Dench, Dora Bryan, Cilla Black, I don’t know if she counts as a gay man. Joan Armatrading. It was a star-studded first night. Continue reading “A few words with Victoria Wood – never Woods – about gays, sipping from the furry cup and getting poked. Or not getting poked.”

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And now Victoria Wood… :-(

Seriously, what sort of cunt takes Victoria Wood and leaves Michael McIntyre?

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Mel B’s been shopping for faces…

Mel B's been shopping for faces...

No, this isn’t mid-90s pop phenomenon Dina Carroll, nor is it Mrs Huxtable from The Cosby Show. Though it could be Anna Friel off the telly, which is the recherché bit of our triptych of showbiz references seeing as you really need to be watching Marcella to get it.

It is in fact *checks headline* Mel B, erstwhile Spice and current bun.

Something, something, something.

We like Mel B. She let us feel her tits once. And it wasn’t even sexual because her tits aren’t a penis.

The end.

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Babes!


Babes!

Kellan Lutz. Bloody Coachella.

He likes you, Pats.
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This picture just screams ‘cunt’, doesn’t it?


This picture just screams 'cunt', doesn't it?

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Something we were supposed to do a week ago but were too hungover-to-fuck…

Celebrate Lisa Stansfield’s 50th birthday. We know!

Here she is with London’s glittering Barry White. If there’s a better duet in existence we’ll eat our Easter bonnet, etc.

Though we do like this one.

And this one.

This one too!

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In homo-age to David Gest (RIP) let’s watch him and Liza Minnelli and Ruby Wax serve fish ‘n’ chips in traditional bonnets.

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