Just look at the size of Jared Leto’s penis. Unless it’s some sort of chunky perennial.

Jared Leto's penis

 

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If that fishy Salmond character is all for ‘principles of equality’, how come he’s funded by arch homophobe Brian Souter?

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Look at this fine figure of a homophobe. His name is Mike Souter and he is according to Scottish independence person Alex Salmond ‘one of the outstanding entrepreneurs of his generation’. Funny then, that when he pushed small local bus companies out of business, Her Majesty’s Monopolies Commission, not known for their communist leanings, deemed him ‘predatory, deplorable and against the public interest’. But, hey, donations are donations, right?

But apart from being a fine, upstanding cunt when it comes to business, he is also a rallying homophobe quite prepared to put his ill-gotten millions behind his bigotry. When Section 28 (the legislation that prohibited teachers talking about homosexuality to their pupils, even if those pupils asked for information on the subject) was about to be scrapped, Mr. Souter put a cool million of his own money into leafleting Scotland to persuade the people to keep it.

Society was, he reckoned, in danger of imploding into a Babylonian-Greek culture – nice hot weather then! – where sex is ‘primarily a recreational activity’. All because of the gays and their filthy marrying ways. Hang on a minute…

So the questions are: how can Mr. Salmond reckon he’s all about setting up a society based on ‘the principles of equality’ (his phrase) when a). Britain is at the top of the list when it comes to equality. Yes, right at the top of the list. And b). he’s prepared to be backed by those who put millions into fighting equal rights?

One can’t help but wonder, would Mr. Salmond take cash dollar from an overt racist? Or a Holocaust denier? Answer: Yes, probably.

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My First Time… First Lady of the West End (don’t tell Elaine Paige!), Kerry Ellis

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She’s the star of Wicked, My Fair Lady, Miss Saigon, Les Miserables, erm, We Will Rock You and G-A-Y last Saturday. With a new album – out now! – and a tour and more Wicked, Kerry Ellis took time out of her busy, you know, thingy to answer some impertinent questions. Yes, it’s My First Time. With Kerry Ellis, First Lady of the West End.

My first record
It was probably a cassette of Les Mis. How stagey is that? I hadn’t even seen a musical at that point…

My first kiss
Probably at primary school playing kiss chase but they were probably stage kisses rather than real ones.

My first porno
I don’t watch that kind of stuff. I’m a lady of musicals!

My first contact with celebrity
I think it was Martine McCutcheon when I understudied for her on My Fair Lady. We used to meet a lot of famous people on We Will Rock You because of Brian May. I remember meeting Liza Minnelli and I couldn’t speak I was so in awe. But Martine was lovely, really nice. Continue reading “My First Time… First Lady of the West End (don’t tell Elaine Paige!), Kerry Ellis”

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Dieux du Stade 2015, behind the scenes thereof? We should homo #2!

We’re guessing when you buy the video with non-Scottish currency you get the de-blurred cock.

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George Michael’s ‘Too Funky’ uncut? We should homo!

It was every dolly’s favourite video of the ’90s – except Madonna’s ‘Vogue’, RuPaul’s ‘Supermodel’, Shakespeare’s Sister’s ‘Stay’, Lisa Stansfield’s ‘All Woman’, TLC’s ‘Waterfalls’, some shit by Take That, Renault Clio’s ‘Papa and Nicole’ – and the uncut version of George Michael’s ‘Too Funky’ is now doing the right rounds baby right rounds.

Directed by Thierry Mugler, who now resembles the topography of Germany, it features every supermodel who was anyone and some supermodels who were no one at all, alongside a bunch of male models with the sort of hair money can buy. As in the popular version it’s all about Linda ‘What do you have against us white women?’* Evangelista, but doesn’t come with the beginner’s guide to ‘The Girls’, which anygay who was anyone knew was just for amateurs.

There now follows the cut version for comparin’ ‘n’ contrastin’.

*If you get that reference, you win at everything.

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See Barbra Streisland live for the first time in 50 years on a late-nite US chat show


Barbra Streisand – Interview – Jimmy Fallon by IdolxMuzic
No need to ask why it took 50 years to come back. Will this tosser let her get a word in edgeways?

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Looking like a cross between Smamfa Fox and Marianne Faithful, it’s Stevie Nicks and her new offerings

What? No shawl?

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Downton’s gay under-butler is about to ‘come to terms’ with his gay. But why is he still an under-butler after all these years?

You so would!

Thomas, always the gay under-butler never the gay butler (‘under what?’ we’d like to know), played by him off-of Corrie up there is gearing up for a heavy season in the new series (we’re nothing if not bi-lingual over here) of Downtown.

‘Thomas goes right up to the abyss,’ says Robert. By which we assume he means heavy anal. ‘It’s quite a harrowing storyline…’ he goes on. Told you! Anal! ‘…and I hope it is. Because if it isn’t, I haven’t done it justice.’ Honey, it’s only some light bum-play, don’t go on so!

‘There are mornings of those scenes when you haven’t been able to sleep at night because you are so worried about how it will go,’ he concludes. Jeez Louise! Just do as Claire Rayner used to advise: sit in a warm bath, maybe with a candle and a white wine, make everything very soapy and just practice with a finger. For crying out loud!

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