There are new Madonna songs on iTunes. We repeat, there are… Oh, what we just said…


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Let’s now laugh at this stupid cunt

Seriously?

This is *checks notes* some silly dolly. He wants to look like Kim Kardashian. Which is a mental illness right there.

We think he has achieved his goal. Which is a mental illness right there.

And he has spent $150,000 (the Daily Cunt can’t even be bothered to use a currency changer now… so why should we?) in the process. Money that could have been so better spent getting those tattoos removed. Which is a mental illness right there.

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Whose teeth does Christine Bleakley have withinside of her mouth?

Silly tart

We’re thinking Shergar…

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And in today’s sports news…

And in today's sports news...

Well, we assume it’s sports. It could be Mufty Friday for all we know.

And that concludes today’s *checks notes* sports news.

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Oh, no, the hot dolly gay is out of Gogglebox!

Not our hot dolly gay!

This (left) is the hot dolly gay from Gogglebox. We love him and his Doctor Who obsession and nice feet and tight trousers and ridiculous gayness. We even quite like his foul-mouthed tapestry-oriented mother. And now we hear he is out of the Goggle that is Box. The reason? His dad – Cypriot even though he looks maybe Indian – is going to stand as a UKIP candidate.

Which is bad.

But don’t take away our hot dolly gay!

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And in today’s breaking underwear news…

And in today's breaking underwear news...

Remarkably, there’s a market for this.

And that concludes today’s breaking underwear news.

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And in today’s breaking underwear news…

Diego Miguel for Calibre Underwear.

And that concludes today’s breaking underwear news…

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our lord baby jesus doing his abs workout

And reach, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.8
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