Desperate Housewives business
So it was generally decided that the last series of DH was a bit shonky, and that Teri Hatcher was getting thin enough to slip under your parlour door.
Then news reached us that hugely boppable Dougray Scott – of cute and Scottish fame – would be starring as Teri/Susan Mayer’s nuovo love interest (lucky **********).
Then we actually watched the first episode of the new series last night and realised Dougray Scott’s English accent was like some weird hybrid Cary Grant/Will (and Grace)-when-he-tries-to-do-‘British’ affair, complete with over-stretched vowels and weird clipping and stuff. And it slightly creeped us out.
Why the fuck didn’t they let him stick to Scottish, which we find v. sexy anywho? On the right person. And he the RIGHT person!Ps. We’d also like to bop the blond one. Yes ma’am.