Religious types party against the gays

(But we thought Jesus loves everyone? No? Did we get that wrong? He hates bummers and people who wear poly-cotton blends? Oh sorry, Damnation it is then.)

The Jesus version of a big night out

If you had any hopes of copping off, you were seriously barking up the wrong tree. To try to pressure the House of Lords into allowing them to continue to be cunts to nice gay people, a multi-denominational gaggle of Christians, Jews and Muslins came together at the House of Lords to whoop it up against this Goods and Services bill-type thing. ‘Cause the Baby Jesus doesn’t want gays to have nice things, apparently.

Where do you start?

BTW: Where do Christians get those anoraks? Is there a catalogue?

Oh, granddad

Ps. Didn’t work though, did it? Thank the Lord (irony noted) those old types in that fancy building voted 3:1 in favour of the bill. That silly little minority were probably too busy bumming and missed to vote.

The celeb turnout - Ian Paisley

(The celeb turnout – Ian Paisley)

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2 comments to “Religious types party against the gays”

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  2. […] In the first of our series of looks back over the madcap year that was 2007 we encounter crazy Christians demanding their right to discriminate, Mika, immediately our favourite pop star and a whole bunch of other dolly stuff, like this…Freakish Christianos partied in Parliament Square demanding their Santa-given right not to obey the law of the land and to be allowed to continue their vile discriminatory ways. Horribly coiffed Equality Secretary Ruth Kelly agreed. Tony Blair told them all to fuck off. Not in so many words. Still think he’s such a bad person?  […]

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