So anyways, people who know these things reckon Britney of Spears is pregnant – again – with a human baby.
They say it’s a result of sexual relations with Fedders.
And the evidence in favour of this is? She’s stopped drinking alcohol and has gained weight.
Now see, no. That’s probably just down to the fact that she’s getting all the nutrients she needs from sucking cock*. And that hot white fat ain’t half calorific!
*That Isaac-bloke-she’s-seeing’s cock. They’re adults. We assume these things go on.