The new Diet Coke man

Ooooooooooooooh la la. He’s French. Fancy.

Oh, hello! And ooh there’s more, including some flesh. Did we say ‘Ooooooooh la la’?

Biog of fancy new Diet Coke man:

– Name: Francois Xavier. Or ‘Phix’ to his friends.

– He’s, er French.

– 28

– 6’1″

– From Lille. Which is France

– Once appeared in a Kym Marsh popsicle video. ‘It was a terrible song. Not my favourite moment.’

A little bit of chestage (Ps. Thanks 
ickle logo for the piccaroos. You is nice people.)
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