Ooooooooooooooh la la. He’s French. Fancy.
And ooh there’s more, including some flesh. Did we say ‘Ooooooooh la la’?
Biog of fancy new Diet Coke man:
- Name: Francois Xavier. Or ‘Phix’ to his friends.
- He’s, er French.
- 28
- 6’1″
- From Lille. Which is France
- Once appeared in a Kym Marsh popsicle video. ‘It was a terrible song. Not my favourite moment.’
(Ps. Thanks 
for the piccaroos. You is nice people.)
