It’s all change over at D&G this summer with, erm, distressed jeans, thong sandals and muscley boys (the gay on the street really does wear this shit, you know).
There’s a bit of fringeing on a waistcoat and – in the ad at least – a naked man tantalisingly laid out on a dentist chair, with just a little hint of Jesus on the cross for frisson (they’re definitely from the Madonna school of tactics, aren’t they?) The other D&G look is white on white, with white Speedo-type panties and white not-all-the-way-down trews worn with – hold the front fashion page – quite baggy white vest tops. We kinda likey, but will be spending just £12 on some real white Speedos (cut the lining out, they go see-thru!) and a £6 white Fruit of the Loom vest. Nice.