A sad, sad day

Not happySo today’s the most depressing day of the year. Officially. Bollocks.

Something to do with the crappy weather and owing lots of cash dollar this time of year and an inability to get off our lazy bottoms and drop a few dress sizes despite promising ourselves ‘this year would be different’.

And there’s a formula to work out just how depressed we are, and everything. Hooray!

Goes something like this:

 [W + (D-d)] x TX M x NA.

C-hrist knows what it means, but it’s forcing us to believe it.

Oh, actually, this might help:

W = weather
D = debt
T = time since Christmas
Q = time since failing our new year’s resolutions
M = low motivational levels
Na = the feeling of a need to take action

Who says learning can’t be fun!

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