Something to do with the crappy weather and owing lots of cash dollar this time of year and an inability to get off our lazy bottoms and drop a few dress sizes despite promising ourselves ‘this year would be different’.
And there’s a formula to work out just how depressed we are, and everything. Hooray!
Goes something like this:
[W + (D-d)] x TX M x NA.
C-hrist knows what it means, but it’s forcing us to believe it.
Oh, actually, this might help:
W = weather
D = debt
T = time since Christmas
Q = time since failing our new year’s resolutions
M = low motivational levels
Na = the feeling of a need to take action
Who says learning can’t be fun!