*with an emphasis on the ‘dramatic’ bit*
Spicy P has been lined up to play a much coveted role in an upcoming episode of the muchos loved forensic drama.
Vics Rub was so excited upon hearing the news, it’s thought she’s undergoing emergency surgery to expand her lungs, such was the intake of breath.
Poshmina will play a corpse.
Whose only line so far is ‘Aaaargh’.
It’s funny ’cause it’s true.