Preston

The Gorgeous Things Interview

(Or, the lovely things in life that make a celebrity’s life lovelier)
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Mobile
A Dolce and Gabbana gold wanker’s phone!

Aftershave
Vera Wang

Underwear
Paul Smith

Deodorant
Mitchums

MP3 player
iPod, the big one

Bottled water
Hildon

Moisturiser
REN

Haircare products
Aveda

Shaving foam
Aveda, but I like the REN aftershave lotion too

Vehicle
Mini Cooper

Chewing gum
Don’t do chewing gum

Fast food emporium
Prêt á Manger

Fizzy drink
I can’t do fizzy drink

Coffee shop
Starbucks

Trainers
I don’t wear trainers

High street store
Topshop for girls, because sometimes you find things you can get away with

Designer
Alexander McQueen

Supermarket
Waitrose

Toothpaste
Sensodyne

Toilet paper
Waitrose own brand

Shower gel
Aveda

Biscuit
Oreos

Crisps
Our own home-made ones

Washing powder
Persil
 

 

 

 

 

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3 comments to “Preston”

  1. Dear Preston. Please leave the planet. You may claim to be punk, and even tell yourself that your appearance on CBB was uber-punk, but you’re as shallow as a puppy’s piss pool, and the world can see you for the desperate fool you are. It’s not pretty.

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  2. Please don’t help this boy delude himself even more. He’s a third rate wannabe cock, confusing his fame-hungry desperation with ‘being punk’. He should have disappeared ages ago.

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  3. […] Preston off-of Ordinary Boys told us he made his own crisps and favoured Sensodyn toothpaste. […]

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