*DEEP intake of breath*
So the head of the Wombles sorry the Church of Scientology has likened Tom ‘Thumb’ Cruise to Christ. That’s, Jesus Christ. That guy who apparently saved all of mankind.
One leader of the Teletubbies sorry the Church of Scientology – David Miscavige – believes that Thomas Cruise – who lives in a matchbox, with a nice piece of decking out the back – will be worshipped like Jesus Christ Our Lord for his work to raise the awareness of the religion.
‘Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure,’ said someone who knows someone who knows someone else.
‘Cause his ego really needs the help.
‘Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.’
We’re currently looking forward to Tom feeding millions with just a couple of fish and a warmed-through barm cake.
He can, of course, already walk on sofas.
Ps. Is the this the sort of behaviour we expected from Jesus?