If only we’d discovered these before Christmas…

If you didn’t get a Wii, maybe you should’ve asked for poo… :(

(We are going somewhere with this.)

Check out this ‘cunning’ innovation…

Baaaah.The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling.

Like Ok…
Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro® closure and ‘special markings’ on the lower rear portion.

And by ‘special markings’ they mean poo stripes (though we imagine these aren’t the real thing). Apparently they put off the burglars…

Plus anyone else you might come into contact with. Brilliant!

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One comment to “If only we’d discovered these before Christmas…”

  1. […] After Whitney had that garage sale where real life non celebrity people were able to buy bad weaves and glittery items or something when the self-service storage facility wasn’t paid, the same has now happened to another famous, aka Paris Hilton.  Except in an unusual twist of fate, her stuff has been put on a website called parisexposed.com and you can pay like, real money to trawl through her business. Isn’t that fun?  Maybe Paris should’ve used these*rethinks*  […]

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