If you didn’t get a Wii, maybe you should’ve asked for poo… :(
(We are going somewhere with this.)
Check out this ‘cunning’ innovation…The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling.
Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro® closure and ‘special markings’ on the lower rear portion.
And by ‘special markings’ they mean poo stripes (though we imagine these aren’t the real thing). Apparently they put off the burglars…
Plus anyone else you might come into contact with. Brilliant!