You remember that Spicer that wasn’t mouthy, shouty, hefty or millionairey?
Well, the Spice Girl formerly known as Baby is with real baby,
She’s having it with someone who used to be in a boyband called Jade Jones.
They’ve been on-off-on-off-on ever since the tabloids can remember so it is very good news. Or something.
They said: ‘We are so happy. It’s unbelievable news!’ etc etc.
Emma also *made a joke*: ‘I guess I will be handing over the Baby tag now to a deserving little new owner.’