Press release thingy said: ‘Olivier Martinez and Kylie Minogue have officially confirmed that they are no longer a couple.
‘They have made it clear that the decision to go their separate ways was mutual and amicable.
‘The media’s false accusations of disloyalty have saddened them both. The two remain very close friends.’
Would a new Sugababes vs Girls Aloud video cheer you up at this point…? It’s not very funny though but does feature the colour ‘grey’.