Ulrika Johnsson. What future?

A trouty SwedeIs there any hope left on Santa’s given earth for this sun-kissed trout sorry Swede? Now that she’s been booted off the show where they swish… swish… swish… across a cold floor (brrrrrrr)?

Answer after this break thing…

Answer: No, not really.

Though she could always try being one of those characters off-of Cluedo, a game we enjoyed an awful lot some time ago.

 
Hello you

And re. the skin issues – try a bungee jump tied to the back of your head, then cut off the slack. Ta to Ab Fab for that joke, btw.

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6 comments to “Ulrika Johnsson. What future?”

  1. She vile.

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  2. Does it make a bad person that all I wanted her dolly partner to do during their routines on Ice Fever whatever it’s called is drop her on her head?

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  3. No, it doesn’t, Lewis. It makes you a beacon of humanity and sobriety.

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  4. Her of haggered face and bucket fanny. Yuck. Just a shame she left Dunces On Ice before she broke a rib or a neck. Harsh, moi?

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  5. I think Ulrika has done alright for herself, when you consider she started out as a weather girl. At the very least, she’s fucked better looking men than Wincy Willis.

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