Celebrity Willy

Simon Webbe, hot famous off-of Blue and now making music solo-y, discusses his documents. Of which we approve.

Yes, hello!

‘It’s like a nice ripe banana. Not so ripe; it’s kind of greenish. It’s really smooth. Without the spots basically.’

A nice banana [A nice banana. Yum.]
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6 comments to “Celebrity Willy”

  1. Hello, Simon! Bring it on….

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  2. Green?! You need a shower mate.

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  3. It reminds you of that old Muppets joke: what is green and smells of pork? Kermit’s cock.

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  4. get a life who gives a fuck

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  5. Er, me. Calm down dear. By which I mean you, ‘Brokeback’.

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  6. […] delicious Simon Webbe off-of Blue described his very own penage as… ‘like a nice banana. not so ripe. […]

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