Simon Webbe, hot famous off-of Blue and now making music solo-y, discusses his documents. Of which we approve.
‘It’s like a nice ripe banana. Not so ripe; it’s kind of greenish. It’s really smooth. Without the spots basically.’
[A nice banana. Yum.]
Hello, Simon! Bring it on….
Green?! You need a shower mate.
It reminds you of that old Muppets joke: what is green and smells of pork? Kermit’s cock.
get a life who gives a fuck
Er, me. Calm down dear. By which I mean you, ‘Brokeback’.