Le Baftas

It was a time of joy, a time of squishing, a time of arse-ache, and thank be-Jeesus it wasn’t in the shonky Odeon Leicester Square. Meaning the chances of finding some disgarded scrunchy down the back of your seat was greatly diminished.


Below you will find a list of winners, in case you didn’t know already, plus a few choice comments. Mostly revolving around how much we j’adore Hezza Mirren, Dame Judi, Kate of Winslet, the uber-boppable Daniel Craig, and Eva Green’s hair. And how we really (really) want Lord Stephen Fry back next year. These ‘comments’ are otherwise known as ‘theboyzblog.com Alternative Awards’. How nice.

Best Film – The Queen

Best Director – Paul Greengrass, United 93

Best Actress – Helen Mirren, The Queen

Best Actor – Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

Best Supporting Actress – Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls

Best Supporting Actor – Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine

Best Film in a Foreign Language – Pan’s Labyrinth

Orange Rising Star Award – Eva Green, Casino Royale

Best Adapted Screenplay – The Last King of Scotland

Best Original Screenplay – Little Miss Sunshine

Best Animated Film – Happy Feet

Best Cinematography – Children of Men

Best Special Effects – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest


theboyzblog Alternative Awards

Best Hair – Eva Green

Most Inappropriate Outfit – Kylie Minogue

Funnest Group – the Little Miss Sunshine lot

Presenter Who Really Shouldn’t Be Doing It Next Year – Jonathan Ross

Presenter Who Should Be Doing It Next Year – the Dame Stephen Fry-ness

Most Boring (zzzzzz) Acceptance Speach – Forest Whitaker. Honey, we hate that ‘global citizen/I feel blessed’ shite over here. Oh, zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Best Teeth – Penelope Cruz

Award for Quiet Dignity – Dame Judi D.

Nicest Person on the Red Carpet – a toss up between Daniel Craig and Kate Winslet. Seeing as we mentioned ‘toss’, however, Dan pips Winny at the post. Yumsicle.

Most Radiant Skin – Helen Mirren

Loveliest Pearls – Helen Mirren

Nicest Acceptance Speach – Helen Mirren

Best nail varnish/lippie combo – Helen Mirren

The Helen Mirren Award for being Helen Mirren – (Dame) Helen Mirren



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