It was a time of joy, a time of squishing, a time of arse-ache, and thank be-Jeesus it wasn’t in the shonky Odeon Leicester Square. Meaning the chances of finding some disgarded scrunchy down the back of your seat was greatly diminished.
Below you will find a list of winners, in case you didn’t know already, plus a few choice comments. Mostly revolving around how much we j’adore Hezza Mirren, Dame Judi, Kate of Winslet, the uber-boppable Daniel Craig, and Eva Green’s hair. And how we really (really) want Lord Stephen Fry back next year. These ‘comments’ are otherwise known as ‘theboyzblog.com Alternative Awards’. How nice.
Best Film – The Queen
Best Director – Paul Greengrass, United 93
Best Actress – Helen Mirren, The Queen
Best Actor – Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Best Supporting Actress – Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Best Supporting Actor – Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine
Best Film in a Foreign Language – Pan’s Labyrinth
Orange Rising Star Award – Eva Green, Casino Royale
Best Adapted Screenplay – The Last King of Scotland
Best Original Screenplay – Little Miss Sunshine
Best Animated Film – Happy Feet
Best Cinematography – Children of Men
Best Special Effects – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
theboyzblog Alternative Awards
Best Hair – Eva Green
Most Inappropriate Outfit – Kylie Minogue
Funnest Group – the Little Miss Sunshine lot
Presenter Who Really Shouldn’t Be Doing It Next Year – Jonathan Ross
Presenter Who Should Be Doing It Next Year – the Dame Stephen Fry-ness
Most Boring (zzzzzz) Acceptance Speach – Forest Whitaker. Honey, we hate that ‘global citizen/I feel blessed’ shite over here. Oh, zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Best Teeth – Penelope Cruz
Award for Quiet Dignity – Dame Judi D.
Nicest Person on the Red Carpet – a toss up between Daniel Craig and Kate Winslet. Seeing as we mentioned ‘toss’, however, Dan pips Winny at the post. Yumsicle.
Most Radiant Skin – Helen Mirren
Loveliest Pearls – Helen Mirren
Nicest Acceptance Speach – Helen Mirren
Best nail varnish/lippie combo – Helen Mirren
The Helen Mirren Award for being Helen Mirren – (Dame) Helen Mirren