Who also happened to be in that shonky boy band, North/South.
Who also happened to be in that kids’ telly show, ‘No Sweat’.
Who also could be a big old gay.
‘Cause apparently, Tom went to Harvard after his career in Blighty went tits-up, did some degree that’s of no use to anyone, but did (according to those who were there) have homosexualist tendencies. Hooray!
Also ”cause apparently’, Tomasina hasn’t made it into the last 24 of Yanky-Doodly Idol, rumour has it ’cause of some controversy or other around the North/South business we mentioned earlier (North/South were signed to BMG, where Simon Cowell was doing his what-nottery at the time. Oooh, er, blah).