So Peaches Geldof has slagged off Madonna. Let’s think about this for a second.

Peaches Geldof, who despite not being a peach resembles one – particularly in the rotund department – has slagged off Madonna.

*dramatic pause*

 
Not a peach, but a face that needs a slap all the same

Peachy has said the following:

That Madonna is ‘mutton dressed as lamb’.

That Madonna is ‘just not relevant’.

 

We say the following:

Peaches = mutton dressed as mutton

Peaches = some souped-up daughter of a whore. Honey, don’t go there with the ‘relevance’ thing. If it happens again, we might just have to mention the fact that that father of yours is still milking that one ‘hit’ he had in 1932. Which was shit even then. 

 

People have to know these things people! Life’s one big learning curve, after all.

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2 comments to “So Peaches Geldof has slagged off Madonna. Let’s think about this for a second.”

  1. Oh this one really is a caution. Fat, ugly, mouthy and dirty-looking. At least the mother had the decency to dye her hair and be slim, even if she was a drug-addicted loser.

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  2. Mutton dressed as lamb? Better than pork dressed as lamb, Peaches!

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