Peaches Geldof, who despite not being a peach resembles one – particularly in the rotund department – has slagged off Madonna.
Peachy has said the following:
That Madonna is ‘mutton dressed as lamb’.
That Madonna is ‘just not relevant’.
We say the following:
Peaches = mutton dressed as mutton
Peaches = some souped-up daughter of a whore. Honey, don’t go there with the ‘relevance’ thing. If it happens again, we might just have to mention the fact that that father of yours is still milking that one ‘hit’ he had in 1932. Which was shit even then.
People have to know these things people! Life’s one big learning curve, after all.