Paris in Austria. Or Austria in Paris. Or something.

Paris le Hilt is here seen on Austrian soil. Which is a miracle in itself seeing as Paris thought she was going to Australia.

Paris. The picture of health.

She’s in this high-up land to go to Opera Dance, a show where horses, er dance. It’s come as quite a shock to the Austrian people that the roll call of animals now includes dogs.

Yes, that was too easy, but fun.

And in other Paris-related news, said Hilt has rejected an offer from a group of Viennese artists who wanted to make a model of her arse in cement as a commemorative gift of her visit to Austria. But she thought she was in Australia!

Next time people, just give her a Viennetta ice-cream. Yummy.

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4 comments to “Paris in Austria. Or Austria in Paris. Or something.”

  1. Funny!

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  2. She probably thought she was in an Austrian theme park in Vegas or something. ‘Tard.

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  3. Doesn’t her skin look bad?

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  4. Yes, sort of grey and diseased. Yuck

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