Paris le Hilt is here seen on Austrian soil. Which is a miracle in itself seeing as Paris thought she was going to Australia.
She’s in this high-up land to go to Opera Dance, a show where horses, er dance. It’s come as quite a shock to the Austrian people that the roll call of animals now includes dogs.
Yes, that was too easy, but fun.
And in other Paris-related news, said Hilt has rejected an offer from a group of Viennese artists who wanted to make a model of her arse in cement as a commemorative gift of her visit to Austria. But she thought she was in Australia!
Next time people, just give her a Viennetta ice-cream. Yummy.