… you shave off all your hair, get a new tattoo, generally look bloated and a bit pasty and have the whole world commenting upon the car-crash episode that is now your life?
You go into rehab of course. Which we hear is v. popular these days.
Oh… did we say this is true of the Britney currently known as Shears (see what we’ve done there, we haven’t stopped laughing about our hilarious little gag).
Her manager sayeth: ‘Britney Spears [not Shears, everyone!] has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.’