Kerry Katona gives birth to real-life human

Kerry Katona has given birth to something.

Kerry, working class hero and Iceland regular

Kerry – who is northern and goes ‘oooh’ a lot – had the child removed from within her at a hospital in Warrington – a northern place – yesterday.

‘Mother and baby are doing fine,’ says Kerry Katona’s publicist, Max Clifford. ‘The baby was a little early but that wasn’t….’ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Here is a picture of said new child…

A chicken nugget. Yum.

 

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2 comments to “Kerry Katona gives birth to real-life human”

  1. Hahahahahaha. Kerry Katona is such an arsehole.

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  2. I wonder if the afterbirth was chip fat?

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