Hello pop pickers. In this random, clutching-at-straws feature, we bring you some new music for you to do what you do to music to.
Katharine McPhee – An American Idol-style character, who actually came runner-up to a man with grey hair and dad-dancing in last season’s finale, is releasing a record. Maybe only Stateside yes, but perchance you may be interested in her hot business below. It’s called ‘Over You’. You may want to add your own joke in here. Thanks.
Erasure – That gayer and his knob-twiddlin’ sidekick, not to be confused with the twins from B*Witched – are still out there making a living out of the same old song. Good on them etc. You can hear ‘I Fall In Lov…’ courtesy of their myspacery
Joss Stone – We’ve got her new album, intriguingly titled ‘Introducing Joss Stone’ – so who was that other character that went by this name? – anyways, word is it’s better than when she was on the BRITS.
Venus Flytrap – We is looking forward to the arrival on the scene of these characters from the land of Thai. Ok, so they’ve been put together by a record label; OK, so they have very long legs; Ok, so they have some pretty clothes; Ok, so they used to be male men.
Yes, pop pickers, pop is a fanny ol’ business…