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Madonna – the exhibition!

Never mind Kylie’s old knickers, Our Glorious Leader gets ready to celebrate her quarter century!

Move over, bitch!

The exhibition of Kylie’s old schmutter may be gearing up to be one of the biggest shows the V&A has EVER HAD FORGODSSAKE, but that doesn’t mean Madonna won’t totally eclipse her with an upcoming retrospective… (more…)

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Genius quote du jour, courtesy of Dolly Parton. J’adore.

Oh, that almost rhymes.


Lovin' your work 

‘When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasise I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman.’ 

Honey, Keith Urban?! (more…)

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A whole load of nice hair

On’t Beckhams’ heads

 
Black's such a hot look

Oooh, we’re liking his hair a lot-slash-muchly! David’s isn’t bad either. Oh-oh-oh no, that’s just silly. (more…)

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Avril Lavigne – exclusive!

Sk8ter grrrrrl is back – only this time she’s all sophisticated!

Girlfriend!

‘These guys wanted me to sign something so I wrote ‘Fuck you! Fuck you!” The girl’s got it going on… (more…)

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Italian footballers in their lily-white (‘n’ black) D&G panties.

Dolce & Gabbana, makers of fine skimpies adorned by les homos ‘n’ friends the world over, have released the next installment of that underwear business they’ve been doing with the Italian football team. This would be it:

Balls akimbo! 

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Who lives (dot-dot-dot) in a house like this? Hint – Lindsay Lohan

Ooooh, fancy. 

So news has reached us of a new purchase in the land currently known as ‘Linds du Lo’. It’s her new – as they say over the Pond – ‘crib’, and it warms the cockles to know she’s not frittering away her gazillions of earth currency earned through sheer hard work, determination and talent, on sweets of a chocolate nature, hair-cuts and/or crack cocaine. (more…)

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Fag Hag Diary

Friday

Fag Hag bumps into Jessica Taylor under the dryer…

What a CWAG!

So Fag Hag was in the hairdressers today (I know, I know, I’m in the hairdressers more often than Linda Evangelista in the 80s) when she spotted a familiar face on her right.

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We’re not sure if this is funny or no. What-reckon-yous?

But is it art?

It’s a – what are we calling this? – parody, of some Fergie business with some twins and, well someone else. Amusante, ou not-in-the-freakin’-slightest? (more…)

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