Makes you wish you were an Australian…

Behold the lovely, kind words that came out of a mouth of an Aussie radio person, John Laws, after he’d witnessed a gayer, Carson Kressley, doing his bit on ‘Queer Eye’. This is timely, ’cause some Australian court has just ruled that whilst John Laws’ comments – which were aired across the nation – ‘constituted homosexual vilification’, they were ‘within appropriate (legal) limits, to preserve freedom of expression.’

Oh, okay then.

So this is what that nice John Laws had to say:

‘It’s not often that I get really worried about this country*, but I tell you what, I had a sleepless night last night… Who is this pompous little pansy prig who’s strutting around everywhere yesterday, telling Australian blokes how to wear their pocket square, as he called it? That’s poof speak for handkerchief… Who is he? He might be famous in certain circles, circles being the operative word – we know where they are! What the hell does a pillow biter know about judging girls? They should have had a few truckies down there, or me… Fair-dinkum Aussie blokes judging fair-dinkum Aussi girls. Not this pompous little pansy.’

*Really? 

And wouldn’t you just, like, love to be bopped in the booboo by John Laws? What a fine, fair-dinkum-looking fella he is, too.

An Australian homophobe And this is like, the full story (said with a rising intonation at the end, which is what Australians do).

Isn’t Australia be a nice place to live, people?

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5 comments to “Makes you wish you were an Australian…”

  1. Advance Australia Fair indeedy, John Laws!! What a silly old man.

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  2. He looks like a Toby Jug

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  3. Get over it. He’s a talk radio host. Being outrageous and offensive is how they get a pay rise.

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  4. I would like to add, that flid off of Queer Eye IS a pansy prig, with uber retarded taste.

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  5. Pay rise? They’ll have to hurry, it looks like he’s only got a few seconds left in him.

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