So Kylie’s doing a range for H&M.
Now as much as we j’adore her dinky little heiney and large teeth, when will Kylie of Kylie fame stop trying to impersonate Our Glorious Leader?
Let’s look at the evidence:
– The H&M thing. Kylie’s will be a swimwear range. Based on ‘Australia’. Thanks.
– Madonna does the SEX book, Kylie does the ‘Sex Tour’, where she wears black stockings.
– Madonna writes kiddies’ books. Kylie, ditto.
– Madonna wears conical bras. Kylie, ditto, like a gazillion years later.
– Madonna sings songs, the gays love her. Kylie sings songs, the gays love her. One is, however, a trailblazer/vanguard/revolutionary. The other…. (fill blank accordingly).
– And c. and d.
ps. How fucking great is Coronation Street at the mo?