Imagine the scenario. In a Clearasil-ad type way. You know, you get a zit and the boys won’t want to shag you anymore.
So anyway, you’ve got a pimple-ette or two, you fear your life is over slash don’t really want to smother it with cover-up in case you look like a girl/vain/David Platt off Corrie – but what the freak are you going to do?
Zap it with the magical mystery Zeno machine, that’s what! Hooray!
In a nutshell, ’tis the following:
– A fancy gadget
– That quickly stops them nasty zits ‘n’ blemishes ‘n’ things turning even nastier
– That works best if you catch the zit in its early incarnation
– That does the magically-magic thing by applying precisely controlled low-level heat to the pimple, causing the bacteria within said pimply to self-destruct.
‘Parently, it takes only two or three 2 ½ minute treatments over a 12-24 hour period to work. And in a clinical trial, 90% of patients’ pimples caught early and treated with Zeno faded or disappeared within 24 hours.
And the cost? £129. Which sounds a lot, but add up the amount of lotions ‘n’ potions over the years… etc. blah.
Go here for more bumf, and to buy it.