Heartache? A lot of hair? The ability to carry a microphone?
Well, all is being revealed on a no-holds barred (or something) TV show called The Search For The Next Doll.
The fact that any of the existing Pussycat Dolls could come into your office on work experience and you be none the wiser doesn’t seem to have put US TV execs off this opportunity to show degradation of a new nature.
It’s a good job this show is not being aired on ITV otherwise we’d never have the chance to have a say in who should join the line-up. Phew.