Fag Hag Dag emigrates to Australasia shock!
Bid a fond farewell to Fag Hag Dad who’s emigrating to New Zealand this Saturday. Was just cursing him for not choosing a slightly more exotic location (can’t I have one of those great train robber dads who move to places like Mexico for God’s sake?) when I saw online that Air New Zealand had laid on something called Pink Flights of Fabulosity exclusively for Mardi Gras.
There were feather boas, inflight drag acts and pink balloons everywhere as well as a spot of dancing by the pilot. Now far be it from me to cast aspersions, but I did start to wonder whether Fag Hag Dad might have booked himself a little fuchsia seat on that very flight? And come to think of it, he does know the entire score to the Wizard of Oz off by heart… Oh one can only hope. Fag Hag Mum always says, ‘It’s one of the great tragedies of my life that I never had a gay son.’ Hello? Try having two straight parents…