Shaun. I love singin’ I do.

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We almost woke up in a pool of our own vomit after GMTV pinged onto our televisual screens this morning and Shaun Fucking Drip-a-rama off-of the last X-Factor was on the hallowed sofa telling Ben Shepherd that, you knooooorrrr, he just loves singin’ and he really, you knooooorrrrr, wants to sing. It makes ‘im ‘appy, see.

Shaun is 17. Yes, 17. Yet has the retardness of a three-year-old.

And has the voice of that mouse off-of Bagpuss. Yet not in the slightest bit as cute.

And brings out the bully in us and makes us want to run him into a corner, grab his rucksack, and throw it away, where it will hopefully land in a pile of dog’s business.

*Shaun shakes uncontrollably and, you knoooorrrrr, cries*

Here’s his website. On which he thanks his mother and father for all their support, and for keeping his feet on the ground. What, after the giddy heights of the GMTV sofa?

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10 comments to “Shaun. I love singin’ I do.”

  1. Oh fuck yes, this ‘boy’ is a fucking drip!!! Get a grip for god’s sake!

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  2. Hahahahahahaha. That’s funny. He’s not. Go to bed now, Shaun luv.

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  3. Glad I’m not the only one who finds him wet as a bloody dishcloth. It’s not endearing, just irritating

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  4. My hand is itching just looking at him. And he’s not even that young. He could be in the army by now for fuck’s sake.

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  5. give him a break you spiteful old queens

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  6. He’s had too much of a break already.

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  7. I’d like to give him a break. But it’s choosing the body part, isn’t it?

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  8. You sad little fuckers, I was at Gay Pride at the ICC in Birmingham last Friday and they fuckin loved him. He spent the time talkin to us all, and he’s just a sound lad. Yeh he was nervous on the show and of course coz it’s a reality show they edited it to hell to make him look the way he did, but did you see him sing on the final, or on the X-Factor tour? I bet your just some little low life whose never done sod all wth your life, so get over it fuck wit

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  9. Hahahahaha,  Dave – who are you, Shaun’s mum? What a retarded freak you are. Must try harder with those lame and over-defensive ramblings.

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