FG hearts Kyran Bracken. Ditto. A lot.
Felt quite stiff with stress over the weekend with all the reality TV juggling that’s now required – what with Dancing On Ice, Comic Relief Does Fame Academy, Castaway and Shipwrecked all demanding my attention, plus skate-offs and sing-offs and all manner of other offs… I barely had a moment to myself.
Kyran Bracken is definitely my favourite DILFS right now (Dad I’d Like to Fuck Senseless), even if he is the sort of man who’d probably interrupt your moment of passion to ensure he was recording Midsomer Murders.
Tara Palmer Tompkinson provided some much needed Girl Interrupted insanity on Fame Academy. And so what if she was sweating like a scouser in a police line-up and her make-up was a bit One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest – I love her! ‘I’m mad as a box of frogs,’ she yelped. No darling one, what you’re madder than is Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year’s Mr Madman competition.