Jason Donovan, who used to bop Kylie Minogue of Kylie fame in the booboo ooh, years ago, has sold his memoirs to HarperCollins for one billion pounds.
Oh no sorry, one million pounds.
The saucy little tome – to be released later in the year – goes into just, like, everything! Including juicy detalia about his relationship with the little-one-with-the-tight-heiney.
‘The chapters about Kylie are absolutely gripping and have every sexy detail about Kylie,’ said someone who knows someone who knows someone else.
‘He reveals how close they came to marriage – and details of the full story of how they got together and how it all came to a sad end.’
There now follows an exclusive extract from the unedited manuscript, for-to get enjoyment out of. Ooh.