Behold (said in a very James Earl Jones ‘This is CNN’ kind of way…) this convo between Simon Cowell and Ryan ‘my profile’s not so great. Quite a weak chin’ Seacrest on the latest installment of Americano Idol.
Ryan: ‘We have a question from Georgia. What do you consider the hardest part of this contest?‘
Melinda Doolittle (no relation to ‘Doctor’): ‘Wow. I would have to say the high heels and these dresses. I like my tennis shoes and my sweat pants. I’m sorry.‘
Ryan: ‘Simon, any advice on the high heels?‘
Simon: ‘You should know, Ryan.’
Ryan: ‘Stay out of my closet, Simon.’
Simon: ‘Well, come out.’
Ryan: ‘This is about the top twelve. OK? Not your wishes. We’re friends.’