Le Davideth Beckham is reportedly, if reports are to be believed, the new barnet of L’Oreal.
David of Beckham will, according to someone who knows someone who knows someone else, get ten billion pounds for the use of his hair.
Oh no sorry, ten million pounds. Earth pounds.
Past incumbents of the L’Oreal thing include David ‘Yes we sooo fucking would. Over DB any fucking day o’ t’ week’ Ginola and Jennifer ‘Perfect Comic Timing’ Aniston.
David Beckham is thought to be thrilled at the news, and is currently stroking his hair in preparation.
‘Cause he’s worth it, etc., etc., blah, blah, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.