Is being a search engine.
So Feddery-K’s gone and got himself a new job as a search engine on the interdolly. It’s a fulfilling role, and one we feel Kev the Fed is aptly suited to.
Being ‘tards in the world of – what are we calling this? – IT, we don’t know how it all works, but believe it has something to do with magic.
You punch a word into the page with Kevinalina’s face on it, Santa does something special, then up pops what they like to call in the business, ‘search results’.
It might go something like this:
Search item: ‘Trout’
*Mr Search Engine Thing goes off to do his business. All happens in a matter of, ooh, seconds*
Result: ‘Britney Spears’
*Searcher is happy, and feels Mr Search Engine Thing has done a competent job. Gold star, etc.*
But why, momma?