Kevin Federline’s new job…

Is being a search engine.

*dramatic pause*

Kev looks pensive. Should we be worried?

So Feddery-K’s gone and got himself a new job as a search engine on the interdolly. It’s a fulfilling role, and one we feel Kev the Fed is aptly suited to.

Being ‘tards in the world of – what are we calling this? – IT, we don’t know how it all works, but believe it has something to do with magic.

You punch a word into the page with Kevinalina’s face on it, Santa does something special, then up pops what they like to call in the business, ‘search results’.

It might go something like this:

Search item: ‘Trout’

*Mr Search Engine Thing goes off to do his business. All happens in a matter of, ooh, seconds*

Result: ‘Britney Spears’

*Searcher is happy, and feels Mr Search Engine Thing has done a competent job. Gold star, etc.*

But why, momma?

 

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9 comments to “Kevin Federline’s new job…”

  1. Whatever will he think of next? What a clever soul he is…

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  2. Gawwwwwwd, he’s such a loser. Wonder how much he’ll make from this endeavour?

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  3. Why indeed momma???

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  4. Sausages

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  5. I’d like to bop Kev in the booboo

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  6. Eugh Stevee, you’re fucked in the head!

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  7. Thaaaaank you.

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  8. I like Kev. I think everyone’s going to have to eat their words. It was all, ‘Oh, he’s spending Britney’s money’ now it turns out she was the tosser and he was alright.

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  9. Win tickets to Kevin’s private birthday party? Sounds like something the local nonce would post on a telegraph pole.

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