Primark opens on London’s Glittering Oxford Street. Like, OMG. Like, O.M.G(aaaawd).

 
Oxford Street's pissed. Hee hee.

So anyway, Primark – temple of gazillions ‘n’ billions of cheap items for-to-buy, some of which you might actually want to wear – is opening its proverbial dolly doors on London’s Glittering Oxford Street on the following date (drum roll please)…………..*getting moist*……….

The 5th of April. Which is a Thursday.

We’re excited for reasons including:

– No longer will we have to travel outside of Zone 3 for-to-peruse inside of a Primark.

– We enjoy spending hours nay days looking for one item of clothing that isn’t actually stone-washed and/or 37 dress sizes too small/big/etc.  

– It is cheap.

– Someone we know called Louise who shall remain anonymous once bought a handbag in there for one pound sterling. She now loves it more than life itself. Even more than food.

– Oxford St. really does need the extra traffic.

For more Primark info via the interwhatsit, go here. Oh, okay then.

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15 comments to “Primark opens on London’s Glittering Oxford Street. Like, OMG. Like, O.M.G(aaaawd).”

  1. At long fucking last. I’m so fed up with having to mix with the provincials in these ‘out of town’ Primarks. Tsk.

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  2. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
    These places shouldn’t be let inside of Zone 1. It’s an outrage!!

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  3. What exactly is Primark anyway? What do they sell? And is it exactly a celebrity price tag we’re talking about here?

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  4. Do you think there will be fewer unsavoury types in tracksuits smelling of McDonalds in there?

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  5. The Store Opens April 5th 2007… As being an internal employee who is already working at teh store getting it ready and God its been amazing nad fun!! Becoz i can gaurantee you that this is not Just Primark…. but it comes with a BANG…. the stores uploaded with everything… If i was You its a must must place to visit and shop its even moved into paper bags like topman/topshop and fellow rivals be aware!!!

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  6. just saw the frenzied scenes on the news.apparently people were crushing each other to buy….PRIMARK clothes!!!! you fucking losers. Why are women like fucking piranhas on a feeding frenzy when they go clothes shopping. Ive been on Oxford Street on a Saturday and know how women behave and its pretty ugly…WAY MUCH WORSE than any football hooligan Ive ever seen
    an all for cheap clothes made for next to nothing by unpaid kids in some faraway country. where are ur morals ???

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  7. one pound for a handbag! it must be good…..I once paid £1.99 for a pair of leather shoes from a shop in Romford. God only knows how much they got paid to make them. Not that I really care……………..!

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  8. I LOVE IT … Bring back the classy plastic poppets and fluorescent stripper shocking pinks, bile greens, traffic-warden sick yellows and sputum oranges … Gorgeous! Chase the ritztzy-titzy-harvey-nicksies off the streets once and for all! Sign the petition whenever you can, let’s get some good honest vomit around the town at last!

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  9. Primarks shops are the best invention since sliced bread- for women anyway. The shops turnover is sooooooooo quick you are able to walk into the shops every week and the range of clothing is all soooooooo different- it’s every females ideal heaven of a clothes shop. WELL DONE TO THE OWNERS OF PRIMARK!!!!!!!

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  10. Its great for trannies too

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  11. Primark is fucking shite. People seriously have nothing better to do than to queue up on Oxford street for some cheap clothes, made by Bangladeshi people for 3 fucking pence an hour!!

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  12. So what exactly is wrong with buying clothes made by Bangladeshi people who work so hard just for 3 pence an hour?

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  13. Love it!! I really enjoyed shopping at Primark – good value for money.

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  14. Now i hardly ever go to london as i live over an hour away but the last time i went to oxford street (march 2nd) i went into primark! so im really confused as to why everyone saying it opened in april?
    or is there more than one? (please excuse me for my dumbness! im not local!) haha
    im going tomorrow so i really want to know where it is so that i dont miss it if there is a second one! or is it that big that i cannot miss it?! haha !!!!

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  15. I have never read such a load of foul commented comments!!! come on you southerners clean up your foul mouthed acts!!! or come down north where we are civilised!!! oh and do indeed have primarks too!!!

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