So anyway, Primark – temple of gazillions ‘n’ billions of cheap items for-to-buy, some of which you might actually want to wear – is opening its proverbial dolly doors on London’s Glittering Oxford Street on the following date (drum roll please)…………..*getting moist*……….
The 5th of April. Which is a Thursday.
We’re excited for reasons including:
– No longer will we have to travel outside of Zone 3 for-to-peruse inside of a Primark.
– We enjoy spending hours nay days looking for one item of clothing that isn’t actually stone-washed and/or 37 dress sizes too small/big/etc.
– It is cheap.
– Someone we know called Louise who shall remain anonymous once bought a handbag in there for one pound sterling. She now loves it more than life itself. Even more than food.
– Oxford St. really does need the extra traffic.
For more Primark info via the interwhatsit, go here. Oh, okay then.