Fresh from swish… swish… swishing on a cold surface for national entertainment, chunk-o-hunk Dunc James only went and gave us the low-down on his front-bottom business. Oh how we enjoyed.
It went something like this:
‘I’m not embarrassed about my size. I wouldn’t say I’ve got a big cock and I wouldn’t say that I’ve got a small cock. Everyone says it’s a nice cock. It doesn’t hang wrong and it’s well-proportioned. I have got big balls though. I don’t shave them because I’m not very hairy. I don’t have hairy arms or legs. You’ve got to trim, though. You have to look after yourself.
‘When I was nine I was circumcised. The doctor who did it left this skin thing at the side of it when he stitched it back together. I’ve always been really paranoid about it so I asked the doctor to take it off. He did it and it was quite embarrassing. He got these little scissor things. I was being vain. He put this cream on it, a sort of numbing cream.
‘Do you want me to get it out?’
ps. Here’s that lovely interview we did with him a bit ago. Thanks.
Celebrity Willy - Duncan James,