Ellen Degeneres – a lesbianos whom we just j’adore more than our own lesbianos mothers – has added another proverbial string to her very lovely bow.
By which we mean cards, with greetings inside of ’em.
Ellen will be doing the illustrations and the greetings and everything.
They may look something like this:
Speaking of which, isn’t it nice pop-pickers, to see how our beloved high streets are being increasingly besmirched by the cacophonies of orange vomit also known as Clinton Cards. At least Hallmark have the decency to give us a frickin’ telly channel with straight-to-Sky films starring the likes of Jane Seymour.