Tom Cruise takes on Hitler

Well he is a very clever man.

Yes I am rather special 

Thomas Cruise – who lives in a shoe – has been offered the role of a lifetime *hooray* as a man who tries to assasinate that rotten egg, Adolf Hitler. Or just ‘Dolly’ to his friends.

Bryan Singer – he of Superman (the last dolly-whatsit version) fame – is directing.

Tom Cruise – who has recently added an annexe to his home, in the form of a matchbox – is thought to be just over the moon.

Oh, and here’s summore bumf on the matter.

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5 comments to “Tom Cruise takes on Hitler”

  1. Tom Cruise lives in a shoe? Isn’t that a little too big for him?

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  2. He looks like he’s let out a sneaky one in that picture….

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  3. Look at his small, childlike hands

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  4. He has very slope-y shoulders

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  5. […] Thomas – who now lives in a condo next door to Kylie’s shoe – spoke of the exciting things in life that made him step back, take a look at his retarded exquisite face, and doth say, ‘Wow, I should try and make it in moving pictures. Filmic devices are for me. I am good, all-knowing and a lovely person to boot. Oh yes,’ or thereabouts. […]

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