Well he is a very clever man.
Thomas Cruise – who lives in a shoe – has been offered the role of a lifetime *hooray* as a man who tries to assasinate that rotten egg, Adolf Hitler. Or just ‘Dolly’ to his friends.
Bryan Singer – he of Superman (the last dolly-whatsit version) fame – is directing.
Tom Cruise – who has recently added an annexe to his home, in the form of a matchbox – is thought to be just over the moon.
Oh, and here’s summore bumf on the matter.