Fag Hag Diary

Friday

In which Fag Hag gets shown up by her cleaner. Of all people!

That Friday feeling!

The Fag Hag had an embarrassing incident with her delightful cleaner the other day. Lovely Dora, god bless her little Bulgarian socks, decided to give the lilac boudoir a right good going over (in the ‘Dettol an dusters’ sense rather than the ‘oiled rent boys ready and waiting’ sense)…

That’s all well and good, but I came back to find a few key items had been rearranged. My copy of He’s Just Not That Into You had been propped up ostentatiously on the mantlepiece for a start. That’s always a turn-on for any passing trade. Then I discovered my Tampax had been rather prettily arranged in a small glass vase – not exactly the sort of floral arrangement I usually want male visitors to be faced with but I let it pass.

And then finally, the piece de resistance, my Rabbit had been removed from its rightful place under the bed and neatly displayed on the bedside table like some horrendously lurid sculpture. I’ve decided not to call her Dora anymore, given her attempts to deter any men from getting into my bed. From now on she’s known as The Cock Blocker.

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6 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Sack her. Immediately.

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  2. Threaten to report her to immigration, that should do the trick

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  3. What are those rabbit things actually like? I know they look a bit like a claw but I was just wondering if that might make a nice cheap weekend for myself: just me, Mr Rabbit, a crate of Lambrusco and some poppers.

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  4. loving your style Diana. words can’t describe how i feel about my rabbit, cher said, ‘ I’m answerable to no one but god and myself’. Trade the word god for rabbit and that pretty much sums up how I feel…

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  5. But where does everything, you know, go? Is there bottom action or is it clitoral? I’ve never looked at one in great detail. I don’t think I want anything in my boo boo.

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  6. …[cont] well, nothing plastic anyway

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