So anyways, turns out Mel du C of Spice Girly fame quite often got the hump with Frightening Spice, she of manly proportions and currently carrying the spawn of someone who’s so totally denying it.
Mel C will sensationally reveal via a televisual broadcast this very eve (ITV’s Orange Playlist), that she came to blows with t’other Mel.
‘We were drunk in LA and it got a bit pushy-shovey. Geri tried to split us up and got a punch.
‘God knows what it was about. Mel was probably being a bitch.’
Oh but there’s more. Mel ‘The Mersey’ Chisolm reckons her fair to slightly shit record sales are ’cause of the other Spicies, by which she means Geri Halliwell and that scary one.
‘Geri released an album, which didn’t do well at all, as did Mel B. And so you just get tarred with the same brush and then you become a bit of a failure as well.
‘But I have made the best records. And I’m not joking when I say that.’
Think we’ll be the judge of that.