Never mind Kylie’s old knickers, Our Glorious Leader gets ready to celebrate her quarter century!
The exhibition of Kylie’s old schmutter may be gearing up to be one of the biggest shows the V&A has EVER HAD FORGODSSAKE, but that doesn’t mean Madonna won’t totally eclipse her with an upcoming retrospective…
‘I’m thinking of doing a 25-year restrospective,’ says OGL (Our Glorious Leader, keep up!) ‘Multimedia, with video and photographs of me by *gasps* Mario Testino, Herb Ritts, Steven Klein and Steven Meisel.’ *sits down, puts wet flannel to forehead*
She also wants to celebrate (holiday, etc) all the fabberlous designers she’s worked with through the years: characters like Jean-Paul Gaultier of conical bra fame, Christian Lacroix and Dolce & Gabbana. Beats Kylie’s 50p hot pants hands down, says we.