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Don’t you wish your Daddy was Alec Baldwin?

Lovin' your work

Fun for all the family… (more…)

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Some lovely… doormats.

Want to stamp on Tara Palmer-Tompkinson’s head?

Want to rub dog’s business in Alan ‘Wherever there is the sound of a brass band you will find me’ Titchmarsh’s business?

Want to…. oh we’ve run out.

So anyways, see these?

 
Taza's mat Aza's mat

They’re – what are we calling these? – doormats, and they’re for-to-raise money for the Terrence Higgins Trust.

What happens is, you part with 22 earth pounds – which isn’t much these days, what with the rate of inflation and the cost of even a small packet of Haribo and most people wasting at least half their salaries on telly phone-ins etc blah – in that lovely homeware store Heal’s, and you get one of six doormats crafted by famouses’ very own hands, for use in your own home. (more…)

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Boy George arrested. Again. Oops.

Boyo George

Boy of George has been arrested.

:-(

The whole story goes something like this: (more…)

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Fag Hag Diary

Monday

And FH’s just j’adoring an ageing/dead turn…

Nice bonnet

Being such a total drama queen the Fag Hag has always had something of a soft spot for those elderly gennelman of the theatre… in fact, two of my favourite theatrical fags of all time are Dame Serena McKellan and Sir Joanna Gielgud. (more…)

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Will and Gracery #73847347018 and a half.

Honey, what's this? 

A Will and Grace moment ’cause, you know, it’s kinda funny.

And it’s Friday, so this sort of behaviour’s allowed. (more…)

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Fag Hag Diary

Friday

And Fag Hag decides to act on impulse.

Hag du Fag 

Oh sweet Anne Widdecombe in a bikini, what have I done? So I’m reading this book by Danny Wallace called The Yes Man (a suitable autobiography title for many of my exes incidentally… well, they’re all too terrified to ever say no to me!). (more…)

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David Beckham’s new hair area

:-(

Mr Whippy

Oh Davideth, what are we to do with you?

Still, at least you don’t look like this man.

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Now let’s watch David Beckham doing his thing for, er nets.

It’s a very nice thing… (more…)

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