Oh, and Yanky Doodly magazinery US have some advice for the owner of said baps, that goes along the lines of this:
Points we agree with:
– The ‘forgetting’ the bra thing.
– The Tom ‘Thumb’ Cruise thing.
– The stop pouting like a freak, mommafucker, lest the wind changes (etc. blah) thing. What, they didn’t mention that?
Points we don’t necessarily agree with:
– The ‘pendulums like soccor ball bags’ business. Missing the point, wethinks. These babies ain’t for slippin’!
– And c. and d.
PS. Why the friggin’ ‘ell don’t her PR people tell her to smile more often/ever? Honestly, children, just honestly.