Mel B, she of Spicies fame, has popped a real-life human being.
We enjoy this for the following reasons:
– Final proof – if proof were ever needed – that Mel of B is a female woman.
– Her life will ‘now be complete/she’s found her purpose in life/everything is finally in perspective’ etc. blah.
– The ensuing car-crash of the paternity business with that Murphy’s Law thing-person will keep us amused for hours.
– And c. and d.
There now follows an artist’s impression of what the child of Mel B of Spicy fame might look like:
or even perhaps this: