So Pete du D has decided to fiddle with his documents in time for Kate Moss’s return from London’s Glittering Los Angeles, where she’s been in order to make money, presumably. Or maybe just, you know, hang out with lesbians of largesse.
Anways, digress we do. So Pete Doherty has ‘parently come up with the idea of getting a piercing in his front bottom, to surprise La Mossy upon her return. We said that already.
‘Pete has booked an appointment to get a penis-related piercing at the Cold Steel studio in Camden, North London,’ someone who knows someone who knows someone else told the Daily Star.
‘He has been thinking about it for a while. And now is the perfect time, because Kate is away working on her fashion line, so he can surprise her with it when she returns.’