Want to scribble on this famous?
By which we mean: Want to design a tattoo for-to-be-etched onto-of Jodie Marsh, question-mark.
‘Cause what it is is, Jodie du Marsh has agreed to let the readers of Bizarre mag – you know, tits, ass, bottom business and genital warts – choose her next tattoo.
*shakes uncontrollably owing to excitement*
Suggestions for the tats thus far include the following:
– ‘Peter Andre as a foetus in the womb, just above her flange.’
– ‘Pete Burns over her face.’
– ‘A male ostrich attacking Amanda Holden with Les Dennis laughing in the background – can be in full colour or black ‘n’ white.’
– And c. and d.
We’re enjoying this muchos, and if you too would like to suggest a tat, go to this place on’t interdolly.