That would be Larry Birkhead who, upon hearing the news and rushing to tell the world and letting out a sly one in the hullabaloo that ensued (no doubt), had this to say:
‘Hate to say I told you so but, I told you so!’
In the same manner that a small child might cry ‘Mummy, Mummy I just did a shit,’ after going toily.
Which means this male person (Howard K. Stern), isn’t poppa.
Neither is this man. Though he will be reading off an autocue very badly at 10 of an evening quite soon, it seems.
Nor this man.