*Oh me oh me oh me oh me oh me oh me!*
Oh go on then.
Apropos to not quite sure, tbh. Perhaps Slapper woke up with the hump, perhaps Slapper was high on Haribo, perhaps Slapper just hadn’t slapped in a while – who can say?
Though Slapper did have this to say about Slappee:
‘I was trying to get an autograph and Beyonce was going to give it to me. But that bitch Tina opened up her big trap. So I just reached out and slapped her in the mouth.
‘I used to like Beyonce and her family, but not any more. And (Tina’s) face looked like it deserved a good slap.’