Who wants to see Beyonce’s mum getting slapped in the face?

A lovely, family scene

*Oh me oh me oh me oh me oh me oh me!*

Oh go on then.

Apropos to not quite sure, tbh. Perhaps Slapper woke up with the hump, perhaps Slapper was high on Haribo, perhaps Slapper just hadn’t slapped in a while – who can say?

Though Slapper did have this to say about Slappee:

‘I was trying to get an autograph and Beyonce was going to give it to me. But that bitch Tina opened up her big trap. So I just reached out and slapped her in the mouth.

‘I used to like Beyonce and her family, but not any more. And (Tina’s) face looked like it deserved a good slap.’


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