Kylie riffles Madonna’s wardrobe (an on-going series)

Strange, we’ve seen that look before…

Altogether now, 'Rain, feel it on my fingertips...'

Here’s Kylie, looking strangely Madonna-like, as she turns up at a shop opening in Shanghai (funny: would you turn up in Switzerland dressed as Heidi? Or in Australia with a hat with corks hanging of it?).

The shop in question just happens to be H&M (the first in China: isn’t that where all the schmutter comes from anyways? They’ve probably been shoving it up their jumpers on the way out of the factory and wearing it out at weekends for years), where – guess what? – there’s some Kylie-inspired goods.

Didn’t someone else recently do something for H&M or are we mis-remembering?

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24 comments to “Kylie riffles Madonna’s wardrobe (an on-going series)”

  1. Give it up love. We’ve all had more than enough by now.

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  2. Oh, hands off la Kyles. It’s not fair. It’s like kicking a little crippled kitten – she’s so ill equipped to defend herself. Can’t wait for the new material. Do you think it might be quite disco-ey and a mauve leotard with footless tights might look nice. I’m thinking gold shoes, flicky hair, you know something fresh.

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  3. Kylie needs to go to bed now.

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  4. The whole point of being a Kylie fan is to rip on her for copying Madonna badly – Lets Get To It Tour was a copy of Blond Ambition, Light Years ripped of Girlie Show, Fever plaguerised Drowned World Tour, and in Showgirl Homecoming she photocopied the Isaacy bit of Confessions Tour. Its all part of the Minogue Machine. I swear Kylies copycat of Madonna is so blatent its on purpose nowadays. After the mess that was the Homecoming Tour she needs to do SOMETHING to regain her fanbase though, and a copying an iconic Madge look like this aint the way to do it! Bless her.

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  5. I went to that Showgirl thing and my only complaint was that sometimes the lightling was so dim I couldn’t read my magazine.

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  6. Is Kylie real in that picture? She looks terribly shiny. Maybe they’ve sent a plastic version in her place. No-one would ever tell the difference. It’s not like there’s a personality going on anywhere.

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  7. This looks nothing like Madonna, unless you’re thinking of the ‘Nothing Really Matters’ video, where she had black hair. Oh, and that was Japanese, not Chinese.

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  8. I personally thought it was a touching and thoughtful tribute to the Chineses that Kylie went dressed up as a China girl. Hope she bound her feet so small they they could fit up a man’s bum (that’s a fact, by the way). I think that next time she comes back here, we should insist on her wearing a pearly queen outfit at all times or else take great offence.

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  9. Or maybe dressed as a Beefeater!

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  10. Michael Honey check your Madonna facts out, this is the exact same Chinese look Madonna used at the 1997 AMAs when she performed Take a Bow. And she had Blond hair. Do your research before posting, it saves time correcting people.

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  11. I appreciated the interval in the Showgirl tour as it gave many people the chance to leave early. Bless, those who were already asleep by that point missed the interval and were forced to listen through the 2nd half.

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  12. Alright Mona, keep your knickers on. Shall I test you on other Madonna costumes? Like, where did she wear millions of pounds of diamonds and a white fur stole? I need year and companion as well.

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  13. 1991 Academy Awards
    Michael Jackson

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  14. Calm down dears, it’s only a Kylie story. Oh what the heck, fight! Fight! Fight!

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  15. Correct. OK, in which video did she kick a lampost with a neon stileto? Anyone can join in.

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  16. Singin’ in the Rain – oh no sorry, that was Gene Kelly

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  17. Come on, people.

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  18. Borderline. Yay!

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  19. OK, on which CD cover did Madonna appear in a sailor cap. Bonus points ’cause it’s hard. I can barely remember myself.

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  20. Bye Bye Baby

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  21. Lets go for the ultimate Kylie Copycat Quiz.

    Heres 3 to get you warmed up.

    1) Better the Devil You Know from the On a Night Like This Tour was plaguerised from which Madonna performance?
    2) The Indian Segment from Showgirl Homecoming Tour was plaguerised from which Madonna performance?
    3) The entire 1991 Lets Get To It Tour was plaguerised from which Madonna tour?

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  22. 1. Who cares Kylie is over
    2. Who cares Kylie is over
    3. Blond Ambition But Who cares Kylie is over

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  23. Poor Kylie. What a state.

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  24. […] Think we’ll be the judge of that. […]

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