Geri Halliwell writing ‘books’.

:-(

My head is falling over

Geri la Halls is ‘writing’ ‘words’ on papyrus.

*shudder*

For-to entertain and give positive messages to, children.

*run for your lives*

So Gezza has decided to take feathered quill to paper and write tomes for kiddie types.

G said she started writing when she became pregnant with a child presumably, something that later emerged as Bluebell Madonna, now eleven earth months old.

G took Bluebell as her inspiration, and the heroine of her book is ‘Lavender’.

?

Twas like ‘a rebirth’, ‘parently. As opposed to after-birth.

There’s also a character called ‘Posh Vatoria’, who’s like a princess and is really beautiful and is just like, wow.

*dramatic pause*

Cooking person Gordon Ramsay also features as ‘Uncle Gordon’, who likes to make cakes. S’original.

Halliwelly, 34, did sayeth the following:

‘There is a message but it tastes like chocolate, not cabbage.’

This is person who Georgina Michaels has allowed past his threshold in London’s Glittering Highgate.

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7 comments to “Geri Halliwell writing ‘books’.”

  1. Oh God

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  2. Run for your lives indeed!

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  3. What a total toss pot. I’ve been round her house in London’s glittering Notting Hill and it’s actually quite nice. There must be some Spice Dollars left then.

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  4. Tastes like chocolate not cabbage? What exactly do you mean Miss Ne’er-do-well? Do you even know what cabbage is?!

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  5. That’s all she eats, cabbage. And maybe a little stick of celery now and again. Or chocolate cake out of the bin, I seem to remember.

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  6. A tricky dilemma I have often considered is as so:

    One bullet in a gun, and both Kylie and Geri in front of me. I decided that one could ask them to stand single file, and hope the bullet passes through Geri’s empty head, and into Kylie’s.

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  7. Save the bullet for Kylie, bash Geri repeatedly round the head with the gun

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