Geri la Halls is ‘writing’ ‘words’ on papyrus.
For-to entertain and give positive messages to, children.
*run for your lives*
So Gezza has decided to take feathered quill to paper and write tomes for kiddie types.
G said she started writing when she became pregnant with a child presumably, something that later emerged as Bluebell Madonna, now eleven earth months old.
G took Bluebell as her inspiration, and the heroine of her book is ‘Lavender’.
Twas like ‘a rebirth’, ‘parently. As opposed to after-birth.
There’s also a character called ‘Posh Vatoria’, who’s like a princess and is really beautiful and is just like, wow.
Cooking person Gordon Ramsay also features as ‘Uncle Gordon’, who likes to make cakes. S’original.
Halliwelly, 34, did sayeth the following:
‘There is a message but it tastes like chocolate, not cabbage.’
This is person who Georgina Michaels has allowed past his threshold in London’s Glittering Highgate.